If....

“Oh, that's a good one. Oh, this is a whole—this is If.... Wonderful. Oh yeah, wonderful film. Oh, that's great. I loved that. Yeah. Do you want that? One of them, yeah.”

“Okay. Last one, last one. This is a big one. If.... By Lindsay Anderson. I found this on VHS at Kirvan’s Video in Alpena, Michigan when I was 18. It was in the big bin where they don’t even line them up, they just throw them in a pile in, like, a garbage can, and it was the guy from A Clockwork Orange. It was Malcolm McDowell. And so I got it and it blew my mind because it was, like, angry but also kind of artsy in its own way.”